1) The poop fascination
2) Always saying "I don't know" and his I don't know shirt
3) Driving skills....or lack there of
4) That flaming shiny shirt purchased in Virginia
5) Leather Red Sox fleamarket hat
6) Stuck in grunge which ended in 1994
7) Knappy ass hair weave
8) Cool specs
9) Falls in love with old fugly women
10) Afag's Great Adventure on I-495
Funniest Moments of 2000
Compiled on 01/04/01
#1. Mike Aaronian urinating all over himself in a drunken haze at the Jimmy Page/Black Crowes concert on July 2, 2000. Earned the nickname "Captain Pee Pee Pants".
#2. Pigott the Jeans Fetish/Pantaloon Swindler
#3. Dan getting Devildog wrapper stuck in asscrack.
#4. Captain Pee Pee propositioned by prostitute and pimp at Chinese Food restaurant in Harvard Square.
#5. Hubes screaming "fuck you" in Pigott's face, prompting cashier at gas station to look at them "cockeyed", thus making Hubes spit Powerade all over Afag's windshield on one of Capt. Pee Pee's many nonsense treks down U.S. 1 in Attleboro.
#6. Durgavich knocking Captain Pee Pee down the stairs at Rob's house during a Shack 'o' Suds®
#7. Homo Higgins yelling profanity, thus angering Captain Pee Pee while on the phone with his mom.
#8. Captain Pee Pee proclaiming how "saaaad" he was at Riccio's house when others were pilfering his alcoholic beverages.
#9. Pigott steals other people's ball by accident, thinking it was Hubes' at minigolf.
#10. Pickles and Pigott (falsely) accused of assault at Revere Beach
#11. Clappy keying a car in Harvard Square.
#12. Neil throwing spare change at a vagrant.
#13. Pigott calling man in Boston a "wino" after he hounded Homo Higgins for money
#14. Pigott poking Hubes' eye, while Hubes was about to hurl in a drunken stupor in NYC.
#15. Pigott trying to covet thy friend,(Matthew Durgavich)while he was heavily intoxicated at Rob's. Also known as Pigavich Syndrome.
#16. Neil toppling over Jay's drink before the AC/DC concert, while Neil proclaimed Jay did it himself.
#17. Neil announcing that he'll "never forgive Jay" for not sitting with him at the AC/DC concert.
#18. Neil complaining about the quality of his breakfast at the IHOP. (HEY, LOOK AT THESE PANCAKES! NOT EVEN COOKED RIGHT! NOT EVEN ANY TOAST WITH IT! NEVER COMING HERE AGAIN!)
#19. Neil chastising Captain Pee Pee Pants for not knowing where the food court is located at the Burlington Mall.
#20. Young hoodlum at Hampton Beach seen shouting "Jimmy, what did I ever do to you?"
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